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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2200 on: November 30, 2012, 06:13:15 PM »
Lol!....Matt u go kill person with laugh o.

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2201 on: November 30, 2012, 08:05:44 PM »
hahahahahaha.... oh boy ye!!! chaii **teary**

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2202 on: December 01, 2012, 09:29:34 AM »
lollllsss @ocbrown n okzilz.

Teacher askd pupils to mention drugs they know &
their uses. Little Susan stood & said "PANADOL!"
Teacher: Used for?
Susan: I think headache!
Teacher: Good.Yes Musa?
Musa: PIRITON!
Teacher: Used for?
Musa: Helps in Sleeping..
Teacher: Excellent!! Yes Akpors!
Akpos {confidently}: VIAGRA!!
Teacher {nearly falls off her chair shocked}:What
for?????
Akpos: I think Diarrhoea..
Teacher: Who told you that?
Akpos: Everynight my mom tells Dad, "TAKE 2 VIAGRA
PILLS, MAYBE THAT LITTLE SHIT WILL BE HARDER
TODAY"
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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2203 on: December 01, 2012, 10:53:33 AM »
hahahahaha... lwtmb oooo!

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2205 on: December 01, 2012, 04:57:38 PM »
@ licious: God knws ur address o!

ANGELS WITHOUT WINGS
Akpor: Mom you lied to me.
Mum: How?.
Akpor: You said my brother is a small angel
Mum: Yes he is.
Akpor: He didnít fly when I threw him from the balcony

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2206 on: December 01, 2012, 05:07:06 PM »
No b u again,
Na God create you,

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2207 on: December 03, 2012, 09:48:37 AM »
@ licious: hw for do nah?

A lady with big boobs got on a bus.She had a rosary
around her neck with the rosary cross between her big
boobs.The man beside her could not help
staring. knowing the guy had been staring at her boobs
for 15 mins,the lady asked,"Are you looking at Jesus on
the cross?" The guy smiled and answered,"NO, actually i'm looking at the two thieves beside him."

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2208 on: December 06, 2012, 07:48:27 PM »
A pastor and a sister(usher) were fucking under a tree and akpors was on the top of that tree plucking mango. next akpors heard was
sister: did you use condom
Pastor: no
Sister: what if I get pregnant who will take care of the baby
Pastor: don't worry we will leave it for the one above.
<Immediately akpors jumped down with anger>
akpors: leave it for whoo eeh i said leave it for who na me do am way una go leave am for me?
< immediately the pastor fainted>

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2209 on: January 24, 2013, 07:49:52 AM »
looooooooooooooolloollll. this hilarious

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2210 on: March 17, 2013, 09:09:37 PM »
Wat happened 2 dis thread?
Miss its shine!

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2211 on: March 21, 2013, 12:55:55 PM »
Wat happened 2 dis thread?
Miss its shine!
U 4 "shoot" make we knw say u really miss d thread....lol

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2212 on: July 06, 2016, 11:58:12 PM »
Meggy abeg no kil us wit laugh ooo lol

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2213 on: July 07, 2016, 12:32:48 AM »
crazy thread....

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2214 on: July 06, 2017, 03:27:39 PM »
hahahaha.  love this joke everytime

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2215 on: July 06, 2017, 06:44:07 PM »
hahahaha.  love this joke everytime

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Re: Meggy's Jokes Apartment
« Reply #2216 on: October 20, 2017, 08:51:06 AM »
I've missed this thread ! Good old days !!