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PICTURES / Re: Blackberry Collection 2
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:21:30 AM »
chai see otu eeeeeeeeeeee,,,,, toto ooooooo,,,,, hehehe

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EROTIC STORIES / Re: THANK YOU PHCN (POWER HOLDING COMPANY)
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:57:56 PM »
nice one...hahaha

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EROTIC STORIES / Re: Cunny man die, Cunny man bury (Pidgin Story)
« on: March 25, 2014, 04:20:19 PM »
laugh don finally tear my belle,,,, hahahahaha,,, Gettygirl you don kill me,,,, pls continue this tori ooooooo

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EROTIC STORIES / Re: Cunny man die, Cunny man bury (Pidgin Story)
« on: March 15, 2014, 01:59:22 PM »
hahahahaha,,,,, hahahahaha,,, hahahahaha,,,,,, I don laugh tire

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EROTIC STORIES / Re: Cunny man die, Cunny man bury (Pidgin Story)
« on: February 28, 2014, 06:06:59 AM »
hahahahaha this story funny die,, if laugh no kill me I go kill laugh,,,,, but seriously some girls wicked shaa,,, I pity the poor guy

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wow,,, this is sweet!!!!

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ADULT HUMOUR / Re: MY CONQUEST
« on: January 19, 2014, 10:30:39 PM »
chai,,,,,,,, this story na award winning story o.... mehn mehn mehn,,,,,, congratulator,,,, Lolzzzz

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ADULT HUMOUR / Re: REBOUND
« on: January 15, 2014, 03:36:01 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...this kind story dey make person pee for em pant!!...kai...you funny o....chai i wish i can take over from where 42 stopped and get that your naughty jericho whipped damn good by the real koboko........i enjoyed the story....sorry you hear...hahahaha...nice fuck.

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / Re: my boss daughter
« on: January 15, 2014, 03:23:17 PM »
Bro...my advice is trade carefully o....they said that a decaying tooth chew with caution....hmmm...if you love your job stay away from the girl..or better still if she needs you that bad..its better you ask her in a nice by calm manner if she's having a crush on you or wants something naughty with you....then you can manage to pocket  a good fuck home.......girls are witch so if you dey do remember your job is at stake......good luck in either way....and if you finally gets the opportunity to taste the forbidden fruit pls hammer very hard and good...this kind of soup comes only on special occassions.......

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CHEATING STORIES / "THE WICKEDNESS OF MEN"
« on: January 08, 2014, 10:28:41 AM »
As i lay in my own pool of blood, the most excruciating pain ever known to man surging through my battered, burnt body....
My rib cages and body bones broken at different junctures, i deeply groan..
Still fighting back this enemy death calling on my door and a ray of hope that i might make it alive, although deep down my soul i knew am a goner...
With the last strength left in my almost lifeless body i turned to look once more at the hundreds of merciless faces, armed with logs of wood, broken bottles, machete and stones which they had used freely earlier on my 3 friends and i, still staring with uttermost hatred at me...Watching with eagerness, excitement and amusement, i heard their thunderous laughter as one of them mockingly said "this one is proving extra tough, he no wan die o"....They were truly over ecstatic with the most cruelty of act perpetrated on man....
With only one goal left on their minds--(my untimely demise).....Wringing in so much pain, i turned and looked away.....
My 3 most lovely friends has already paid their coins to the boat man and has embarked their journey to the underworld....Their lifeless body as dark as charcoal, burnt beyond recognition lay in the dust bitterly crying for vengeance.....
Barely 5hours ago their eyes were filled with such promising hope, booming with happiness, full of life, youths who were simply in their "prime of life"...Sadly they were harshly denied the opportunity to taste the sweet wine of youthfulness even before their life began.....
I deeply groan once more as i felt the presence of someone drawing closer to my almost lifeless body........Deep down in my heart i know God is watching the mad crowd in their frenzy state of enjoyment to what they termed "jungle justice" for the 4 broad daylight criminals....
How cruel their sin and how heavy their punishment on the Lord's day of RETRIBUTION!!!.....
Yes i was someone's  beloved son, sweetest brother and dearest cousin...The only son of my parents....
How those memories rents my heart, remembring my parents are past the age of child rearing...Am simply their only hope..Their one eye...Their lone needle in a sack of hay!!!.....
As those thoughts were running through my mind, i was brought back to reality in a flash...
I was too lost in thought to notice that the earlier shadow drawing close to me had a heavy log of wood in his possession....And has raised it up, bringing it down with a blinding speed to crush my already broken skull and finally put me to "rest", the hot flashback of what had transpired 5hours earlier on came flooding my mind....................................................................... I felt a tap on my shoulder...."hey Tipsy" Chuddy called out, are you not yet thru??...Cos already we are all set waiting for you......Yea i quickly remembered i had pleaded with 3 of my room mates and equally lovely friends to accompany me to a certain village that morning by name "Aluu community" to get back some money owed to me by a certain fellow in that vicinity.......I hurriedly quickened up my teeth brushing process while splashing some water at the same time from the cup i held as a result of the jerky movement....Within minutes i was done, fully set to embark on the 30minutes tedious trek down the village.....As i came out with Chuddy, my two other friends Lynn and Tech greeted me with warmth and smiles and i smiled back....
Looking so bright this friday morning we set out on our mission.....
How lively we four friends looked, schooling at the same university of port harcourt, three of us with the exception of Tech were all 2nd year students...1, i Tipsy was doing Geology...2, Chuddy was a theatre arts student...3, Lynn was doing Civil engineering...4, while Tech had just registered for a certificate programme few days ago after completing his basic programme....
We were brilliant students with brighter futures....
Lynn was recently featured in a pop music that had gained him a wide recognition among members of his departments and friends and was on the threshold to becoming an acclaimed hip-hop star....
Barely 10minutes as we walked on i felt this stir in my stomach...And a sudden feeling of this "lump in my throat" made me startle and unsure of how the mission would turn out....
I quickly looked at the faces of my friends who seem to be of a different mood as they were lost in their discussions....
The next 20minutes saw us at the outskirt of the village and that was around 7am because we set out early enough inorder to meet my debtor at home...Looking around i could felt the calmness in the air......The background looked so serene and calm as we marched on.....
"Knock, knock"...."who is that" came the reply from the inside...."its Tipsy" i threw back....After like 2minutes the door flung open, we were greeted by an angry staring face......Standing face to face with my debtor i greeted "good morning Jude, and how was your night"......The response i got back caused me to stare in total disbelief!!.....
"O boy wetin carry you come my domot this early morning to bother me with your money wahala, ebi like say you dey craze o, commot here joor!!".......
He made to close his door but my hand stopped his actions as i drew him back and asked "is that the way you choose to respond to my greeting or talk back at someone you ve been owing for quite a time now?".....
At this point i was mad with rage and told him calmly yet firmly "i must leave here with my money today".....
Already my friends scolded him for answering back in such manner.....That was the point i made it clear that if am not getting my money right then, that atleast i must leave with some valuables worth the amount till he is ready to pay up and retrieve his possessions back.....
He was calm for some time and finally manage to say ok you can take anything you want atleast am ok with the idea.....
We went for his laptop, dvd player and stabilizer set.......
We were hardly two blocks away from his home when we heard an ear splitting alarm "make una come oooo, make una help ooo...Armed robbers oooo"......I could barely figure out what was happening.....Barely had i finished associating the voice as my debtors...A large crowd has already rounded up on us....Armed with machete, sticks, bottles and stones they freely descended on us.....
As sharp machetes and stones together with heavy blows from hard sticks were landing on us, our cry for help and justice kept splitting the air....
Then came my debtor running out, while pointing his finger at me said "they are criminals, and wan carry my property commot"....
We were never allowed to utter a word or make our defense.....
By now we were badly beaten....Blood kept streaming and running out without restrictions and in wild abandonment....
We were simply unfortunate victims to the "WICKEDNESS OF MEN"...
By this time the village vigilante group has arrived and took up the beating from were the villagers stopped......
The blood thirsty crowd kept cheering in affirmation as total brutality were unleashed on us.........Our body totally bruised and bones thoroughly broken in this heinous act i kept crying out to God for divine justice...
It was like our prayers were answered, i cant fathom how it happened but coincidentally Tech's elder sister happened to visit a friend of hers in the same village that morning....While in her friends house she heard  the uproar and decided to see for herself what the noise was all about....When she came to the scene the crowd were too densed that she couldn't see who the criminals were...
She now jumped up twice and was greeted with the face of her brother which was now a bloody mess....Her shrilly cry caught the attention of the crowd, as she kept pointing and exclaiming.."that is my younger brother Tech, and they are not criminals"....A harsh rebuff from the vigilate group together with a threat that if she didnt get out from there at that moment she will make us the fifth victim was too callous to recall....She was visibly shaken to the bones as she frantically ran away calling for help......
We were brutally dragged to the village ruler's residence....He outrightly condemned us to "DEATH" even before we could greet him with his proper title....
We were finally moved to the village refuse dump site where they choosed for us to be finally put to untimely rest.....
They proceeded to pelt us with more stones....At this point Tech and Chuddy were almost at the threshold to departure...
But Lynn and i remained unflinching in our resolve to live....
Finally came Tech's sister with some policemen she had manage to convince with her heart renting cries....
"At last we are saved!".....After consulting with the vigilate group one of the policemen came forward, pointing at us he shouted "you fowls deserves to die"...With that they walked away smilling to themselves....
What followed their departure was an eye-sore sight to behold....
"This two no wan die ooo" was the cry from someone in the crowd....While still searching for merciful faces we were greeted with logs of heavy wood landing on our skulls....At this point Chuddy and tech gave up the ghost in them....
With my skulls Crushed open, my brains came out and spattered all over my hair....I was in an unbearable agony.......
We were crowned with vehicle tyre and drenched with petrol, the next minute saw us in flames.....From what you have read so far no need to tell you the agony and pains am going thru...My heart was simply bleeding blood....
As we kept on roasting their excitement heightened....
I was just an inch from been fully cooked when i all these memories came crashing back......................................................I was now fully ready to follow suit on the journey to the underworld....
I offered no other resistance as the heavy wood finally hit my battered skull "thud!!!"..............BLACKOUT!!!.......At last its all over!!!...Written by Noble Joe..... (A TRIBUTE TO THE ALUU FOUR).

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EVENTS / Re: X-MAS ORGY IN PH
« on: January 08, 2014, 02:16:33 AM »
@porter......i hope the orgy went well and there was no casualties reported...cos i know in this kind of orgy guys will love to out do girls...hehehehe...very very risky for virgin pussies....hahaha

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HELP and SUPPORT / Re: martubating
« on: January 08, 2014, 01:48:08 AM »
masturbation has hidden hazards most ppl are not aware of...medically and psychologically........in the medical aspect... Constant uncontrolled masturbation can contribute to 1, low sperm count...2, weak erection....3, pre-mature or delayed ejaculation depending on the mode of the act and.... 4, prostate cancer.............psychologically masturbation tends to contribute to memory lose and makes it more difficult to read and retain information for a longer period of time owing to the fact that it saps the brain fluid......thats why weak erection and pre-mature/quick ejaculation is rampant among men today, especially younger men cos about 70% male in the world masturbates....pls i encourage you guys to make more research....thanks

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PICTURES / Re: Here's one way to fight the COLD in Jos
« on: January 08, 2014, 01:31:22 AM »
better enjoyment.....hope you nailed her extra well....nice one

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FORCED SEX / Re: \"DAMSEL IN DISTRESS\"
« on: January 07, 2014, 07:32:32 AM »
so u mean to tell me dat u r Jet Li? Splendid story man. I cud almost feel d adrenaline rush. **"coup de grace". I go kip dat 1 for future use** nice story u got here bro
lolzzz....no sir i aint jet li.....funny you....thanks so much for going thru it...i appreciate

Post Merge: January 07, 2014, 07:35:58 AM
Hey, its a great story. It seems its a cut out of a movie.
coincidentally it could have matched what transpired in a particular movie...but nope it aint a cut-out from a movie......thanks man for the compliment

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FORCED SEX / Re: "DAMSEL IN DISTRESS"
« on: January 06, 2014, 05:05:45 PM »

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FORCED SEX / "DAMSEL IN DISTRESS"
« on: January 06, 2014, 09:20:53 AM »
Hello Nafians....if you are here with a view to get your panties wet or your dick so hard and up to angle 180 degrees with this story...am very sorry but you are badly mistaken....its not an erotic story but nontheless i beg you to read on and enjoy my experience....................................................................................It was a night before the new year's eve..
Dad came back late in the night around 9.30 pm complaining of a slight headache...
I was totally mesmerized with the romantic novel i barely picked up 2 hours ago....
Lost in my world of illusion i didnt noticed dad's presence in my room... "Dozzy do you have any paracetamol tablet with you?" this question from dad came as a surprise and momentarily jolted me back to reality..
I raised my head up with a warm smile playing at the corner of my mouth, i threw dad a quick glance and uttered "welcome home dad, hope you had a nice day"....Then i quickly went back to what i was reading...But then it hit me that dad had a worried look on his face and had asked something about paracetamol...
As dad made to walk away i asked "dad you said something about para medication, are you alright?" he said that he is having a slight headache but that i should not worry if i had non...But been the good guy i was, obliged to help out...
Although i strongly detest running errands late at night, because normally the streets are always lonely once it clocks 9pm and could be quite dangerous,especially this december period that most ppl travelled to their various villages, but thats not my most obvious reason why i hate it...
After all i use to gym/work-out every morning and have quite developed this six-packs that made naughty girls stare at me and others to take a glance at me twice whenever am not wearing anything on the upper part of my body, so i dont fear mortal man...But my major problem was Snakes...Did i mention snakes??...Yes this creeping nocturnal creature always sends goose pimple all over my nipples, i strongly detest seeing them cos the last time i did it sends this electrifing jolt all over my body which nearly caused me to end up wetting my pants!!.. An ugly incident that happened in the past nearly gets my legs crippled and makes my damn ass trembling in an epileptic fits like i ve just been hit by a strong hurricane!...Moreover the path leading to the pharmacy was a bushy one....
But that not withstanding..I pushed my fears aside, wore my singlet and hit the road within minutes...
Been the melancholic type, i was always serious with whatever i do...So i was walking rather quite briskly..Not even taking a momentary stop to listen to the awesome shrill chirping sounds coming from the cricket or other nocturnal insects...
"Somebody pls Help" cut me dead in my track...Did i hear a voice right now or am i having one of those imaginary fantasies that makes me lost in the world of illusion..I stopped to assimilate all sounds around me..I was still struggling with this thought of dismissing what i ve just heard as mere imaginations and moving forward before the same voice bemoan once more ..."someone plsss heeeelp" one of the most alluring yet sweetest voice i ve heard!!..Coming from the direction of one uncompleted building along that bushy path, it was quite faint and filled with sadness but i was now thoroughly convinced its a "damsel in distress" that truly merits my help...
Overwhelmed with emotions i decided to help out though owing to the fact i have another important business to take care of that also requires my immediate attention...
Something just stirred the fire in me as i abandoned my former course to pursue a totally new mission worth undertaking, acting like a puppet controlled by an external force I quickly dashed with fury towards the voice direction...I arrived there and could hear voices whispering and threatening in low tones which i figured out were all males..But poor thing i couldn't figure out their number...I dashed in and immediately i hit the entrance of the inner door, my presence was greeted by a crime scene which in all its totality was actual rape exactly as i had predicted....Four hoodlums trying to rape a naive innocent damsel i cant figure out the age but must be between 18-21 yrs of age or thereabout...She was painstakingly struggling not to get laid and maintain her pride..Stripped to the skin, her lingerie was the only thing separating her from the world of half nudity to full nudity...Seeing this barbaric act my heart was rented in two..
Immediately i witnessed this obscenity i exclaimed "what da fuck is going on here??"....They were quite startled and made to evade from getting caught in their wicked act...But they now stopped dead seeing its only a single lone guy standing there...One of them made to laugh at what he consider at that particular moment "the height of stupid bravery" but a sharp quick jab from me send him hitting the ground hard...At this point the one with the devilish look drew a knife and dashed towards me but knowing i already had a steady footing on the ground, i shifted slightly once i sensed he was in close range....Owing to d fact that d entire room was dark he never sensed my movement..D idiot came crashing into d nearby wall..So i was at a good advantage..With my adrenaline boiling at 101°, i made a very good use of the opportunity, been already disarmed by d wall he crashed into, i grabbed him from d back & flung him in the opposite direction, a heavy thud!!! was heard as he hit his back hard at d unplastered wall....A high ear splitting jerky cry escaped thru his mouth...
Seeing what has transpired, two among d four rapist abandoned both their trousers and some of their possessions as they took to their heels...Leaving the other two behind...D one i figured out was their leader/boss who was quiet all this while made for d pocket of his jacket..I quickly translated his action....knowing he is about to execute a coup de grāce on me with his pistol which was half way out, i had to put my morning training to good use...I flung around and gave him a hard kick on his butt..Thankfully it was good enough to send d pistol flying at d other direction across the room...All this while my earlier victim was still wringing in pains on the floor & d damsel has managed to gather herself together and now in a squatting position held both legs together with her hands while still sobbing faintly and watching a fantastic spectacle....Back to the main event..Now thoroughly disarmed in a quick flash i grabbed both of his hands, flung my head forward which caught him offguard, as my head found his nose, strings of blood oozed out from his nostrils as the force threw his head backwards.....I disengaged myself from him...Then manage to pocket home a quick uppercut which saw a tooth flung out from his badly bruised and battered mouth..I quickly dashed at the pistol..Now in my possession i pointed it at him although the pistol is useless to me cos i didnt know how to use it nor have i used one before..Crying and begging for mercy with blood all over his face i somehow felt for him...So i shouted "will you bastards get the hell out of here this second before i change my mind"...The next minute saw them running away like belgium rats to my amusement....I let the gun fall to the ground....With the two of us...The maiden i prefer to call damsel and i left behind i could sense the uneasiness hanging in the air...My rage has disappear and was now replaced by this soothing emotional feeling i could hardly explain where it stemmed from....I could still vividly recall stretching out my hands to reach hers and slowly pulling her up...Her upper dress already torn to shreds in d struggle that has ensured, i had no other alternative than to cover her up with my singlet...Thankfully her jean trousers was still intact although they struggled hard with it which was basically what brought her ample time for d long resistance...Gratefully she was not raped..But sustained bruises during d struggle...As i made out to tie up her major wound with the hanky in my possession, her warm embrace jolted me momentarilly...Busting out into fresh tears, she held me tightly...I was touched and let her tears ran so freely...After like 3minutes of tight embrace i had to broke free then tie up her wound and led her out of d building....Many things were running thru my mind...How did she get there?..Where is she from?...What if i had ignored her cry for help?..Who knows if she would have end up getting killed?...A thousand & one question ran erratically thru my mind...I had to push that all aside...Now out on d streets for d 1st time my eyes caught her gaze...I could see how beautiful she looks even though she has just underwent one of d most traumatic shocks of her life...She is simply such an angel to behold in d dim light of d moonlight....I then broke the silence...As i struggle for the right words to come out i finally managed to ask "where are you from".....The next minute saw me leading her home.....We were barely two blocks away from her residence when we were greeted by a search party...Her parents in their frantic state has organised a little search party...They rushed at us thinking i was playing "Romeo" in the middle of d night...They wanted to descend on me but her "Dont!!!" stopped them in their tracks....I then lend voice to d matter and explained all that went down there....D group divided themselves in two..While one group proceeds to d crime scene d other embarks on taking her home....I was satisfied....I thought to myself "your journey ends here"...But as i made to go she drew me back and said you didnt even ask of my name...I was puzzled...She quickly placed a quick and sincere kiss on my cheek and chips in "pls do come around & have your singlet back"...With that i smiled to myself satisfactorily as i walked on knowing that d story has just begun.

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EROTIC STORIES / Re: Call Girls- Chapter 1
« on: January 02, 2014, 10:47:00 AM »
Another sweet literary piece,,,,,,,, patiently waiting for part 2

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NEW MEMBERS INTRODUCE YOURSELF HERE. / Re: Wetin dey happen?
« on: January 02, 2014, 10:43:05 AM »
hahahahaha,,,,,,, Gettygirl or abi na wetin,,, hahahahaha,,, you funny o but no gree make I catch u cos na your body go tell u..,,,,your own type be d kind of good girls dat says "don't stop",,,,o girl I. gbadu your way,,,,,,, pls keep more of those good naughty stories flowing

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PICTURES / Re: ramatu bra and breasts
« on: January 02, 2014, 01:18:51 AM »
hahahahaha,,,,,, na laugh I just dey laugh....,,,,,@Fuckers------Una go fuck ghost one day,,,,, hahahahaha

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CHEATING STORIES / Re: THE CONVERT - RELOADED II
« on: December 31, 2013, 08:32:33 AM »
waiting for d kill..... aaaaaaaaaaasssssshhhhhhhhh

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